Take it from a guy who's been kicked outta a dozen skools. They just don't make skool washrooms the way they used to.

Back in the good old days, a guy like me could get some kicks by stoppin' up somethin' to get even with the prissy English teecher for tryin' to cram Shakespeare into my brane. Know how nobody wants to use a toilet or urinal that hasn't been flushed? Think how much fun it is when all the potties in a john are stopped up! Hah hah, makes me bust a gut just thinkin' about the look on the faces of all those nerdy A-students when they had to go and couldn't find a place to do it.